I’m not bitter, I’m just drawn that way…

You know what really grinds my gears…?

-What constitutes “news” anymore? Taylor Swift and some other blonde celebrity wear the same dress. THAT was a headline on Yahoo.

-All of these people “mourn” the death of Amy Winehouse when I guarantee they were mocking her just the day before. Just because you have a Twitter account doesn’t mean you have anything significant to say. Please refrain from annoying intelligent people around you. Thank you in advance.

-“Casey Anthony: Is she hot or not?” I don’t know what TMZ is exactly but they have a video online proposing this question. Let’s all make light of a terrible situation. Let’s all have a laugh at this poor little girl’s expense. That’s what it comes back to, right? If this woman wasn’t accused of murdering her daughter, she would never have been the central focus of the media for the last few months and this inane question would have never been posed. However I don’t know if I could have survived not knowing whether some jackass thought that Casey Anthony was a fox or not.

-Warren Jeffs, a polygamist leader accused for sexually assaulting two girls, has decided to defend himself in court. His sect “believes that polygamy brings exaltation in heaven.” So, this pig assaults young females but my gay friends are barbarians? Shove this up your ass Marcus Bachmann.

Irritably yours,

Mallory Deane

(Source: The Huffington Post)